A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.
Boys will be boys
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other